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D.I.E.'s avatar

A gyro skewer with a carving knife

D.I.E.'s avatar

To carve the gyro meat, to be clear!!

Joris's avatar

Pet panther and a Staff of Improbability (does not float). And yes, I would like a signed copy of Saga!!!

Benjamin Simpson's avatar

A pickleball paddle and a cheeseburger!

Alejandro's avatar

A screwdriver and a slice of pizza.

Mr fixit with his lunch

Jeremy Griggs's avatar

A comic book and a packet of tomato seeds.

Jeremy Griggs's avatar

Absolutely. Nothing better than those.

Brian Jeffrey's avatar

My iPhone and laptop. Never leave home without either. Tech geek - you betcha!

Shirley Miller's avatar

Hot sauce, both to consume and to be used as a defensive weapon, a baseball cap, and swappable faces that all don the same expression.

Nick's avatar

No accessories, just a kung fu grip and karate kicking action

Rosy Figueroa's avatar

An extra pair of boots, Somehow I aways had my action figures shoeless

Amy's avatar

A deli sandwich and a live toad

Jason Goldman-Hall's avatar

Is it a plastic version of a live toad (vs. a plastic version of a dead one) or an actual live toad, with every figure.

Amy's avatar

excellent question! Maybe a tiny immortal micro toad with each figurine. otherwise if that's not in the budget, a plastic toad that appears alive

Paul's avatar

A Fender P bass and sticker-bombed water bottle. Who wouldn't want a signed copy?

Isai's avatar

A gigantic sword, pretty much the same size as my body because it would look weird and badass. Also a tiny book to balance it out

Tamar's avatar

a rainbow flogger and a succulent plant in a pot

emma's avatar

A crochet hook and a cat companion. Unfortunately at the age of 20 i’m living the dream life of most grandmas.

William Henning's avatar

Is anxiety a package-able accessory? Cause I would definitely come with that. If not, probably something lame like a PlayStation controller and my cat.

Nate Schachter's avatar

It would come with a book and more importantly, an even tinier action figure of myself holding an action figure of myself which if you look closely is holding an action figure of etcetera etcetera.

Matthew Ruston's avatar

Mine would be holding the action figure of Nate Schachter and a magnifying glass!